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Girls on the Run

First of all allow me to clarify that nobody in this blog is on the run. We’re all legit–as far as I know. Also, I’d like to point out that when I type”girls”, I really mean “women” too. And anybody…



Today is my 40th birthday. 10. 20. 30. 40. Here I am. Down here. Up here. 50. 60. 70. 80. An old friend of mine once said that we all live with a “little me” inside of us. Here me…


Just Send It

So I had this traumatic experience when I was ten. I was skiing for like, the second time ever. After a few runs down the beginner hill, I thought I was so pro, bro. I could handle anything. So I…


Disappointed? P 3x

So one Christmas, my older brother, younger sister, and I just knew we were getting a kitten. I mean how could we not? We’d definitely been nice (most of the time); we’d definitely dropped enough hints to everybody: “Santa”, that other…


Don’t Freeze Your Frame

Sorry, J. Geils Band. I’ll admit I don’t know much jargon inside other realms. But I love learning new words. And I get metaphors. So I got the concept behind getting frozen within your frame. Look at the pictures and…


Mother Hover Peanut Butter

So when I was in fifth grade, I was riding home on Bus #22 after school one day. Two popular and cute boys were sitting in the back: one the Alphamale, the other his Wingman. My friend Jenny, who usually…


Office Space with Kate

Everybody’s got a B.C. which, in my book, just means Before Crap. Before I… Before we… Before this…Before that….Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  Wah. Wah. Wah. Let’s just get this out of the way. Here’s my before. Before I got divorced, I was married, lived…


Princess Problems

So I’m gonna talk about my Facebook post.  Not the cute ones, which were filtered and fired off a bunch of times under proper lighting before being published.  I mean the other one.   The real one.  The raw one.   Here’s…


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